One night

One night a spirit passed.
I felt it ask, "If you do not want to be angry,
then what do you want to be?"
I replied, "All I want is to be free."
It said to me, "You are as free as you want to be."

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North Harris

So I go to North Harris
I ran out of pills
I puff and head for
the receptionist's desk
She asks me my number

Twelve-thirteen-seventeen
Then turns and tells
who is there that
She reeks of weed
She tells me go on

To Reproductive Health
as she reaches for a telephone
In my head I silently YELP
I thank her kindly
but with silence in my head

I bid her good day
and go back where I came
The day's mildly blackened
But I still live my life
My, how this young country is poisoned with strife

What is this purity?

What is this purity?
Why do we feel the need to preserve it?
The value of virginity
Is it worth keeping the world from making progress?

The prophet propelled
from the Dome of the Rock
Maybe Scotty beamed him up
Maybe it was Mr. Spock

Jesus was an alien
And Mohammed the same
Are they living among us?
Do their hearts work the same?